User:Tristagay

"We're all a bunch of fags and everyone hates us. Can I go home?"

- Tristagay

Tristagay is a 17-year-old internet junkie, who spends the majority of her precious time on Bebo and Youtube.

Appearance
Tristagay uses original pictures of anime characters (such as Mistral) and then says that they're her. "Because she can." She also posts random pictures of her real life self on occasion, and insists that they're photoshopped, even though she has stated she doesn't have photoshop.

Personality
Tristagay's personality online is jackass-ish. She seemingly tries to be an asswipe, and she does a really good job of it. She blows off everyone who she doesn't feel is worth her time, no matter how many friends they have. Her profiles consist of the word "fag", and emoticons and unnecssary times. When people drag out their problems on her, she calls them "emo fags" and blocks them. Once you're on her bad side, there's pretty much no way off. She's been suspended on Youtube once, and eight times on Bebo. She has 17 yaoi photo albums (that's 816 pictures) on Bebo.

Popularity
Tristagay is pretty well known on Bebo, mainly because she bitches out on random pages and makes very "vulgar statements". She actually only has 130 or so friends on Bebo, because she usually rejects friend requests and removes random people. "Because she can." Youtube, on the other hand, she keeps more to herself. She claims it's simply because she doesn't want to become an hero.

.hack Stuff
Tristagay, of course, loves .hack. It's her obsession, and she can't go long without talking about it. She is madly in love with Haseo, Elk, and (for reasons that shall remain unknown) Piros the 3rd. "I mean, he has his own theme song!" She hates Atoli. A lot. So much she will ditch a conversation if Atoli comes up. Her favorite female characters are Shino and Bordeaux. "Bordeaux's name is fun to say. Bordeaux. Bordeaux. LOL."

Appearance
Tristagay (or Anna; her real name) us acually very good looking in real life. Her 'nash' is Chinese, but she has beautiful wide eyes. Her hair is very long and soft. It's a deep brown color at natural, but she has fun streaking and highlighting it as she pleases. She doesn't wear glasses, contacts, or braces. Her outfits consist of stalkings, short skirts, tall boots, and tight shirts. She says she likes looking like a slut. She also has huge boobs. LMFAO

Location
Anna lives in St.Albert, Canada. On most sites, she says things like "Fag Land" or a random city that's not in Canada.

Life
Believe it or not, Tristagay has a life. She is a skilled gymnist and writer. Her dream is to one day get published. If all else fails, she'll become a stripper. She is in her last year of high school at this time, and is hoping greatly to get into college. She has a lot of friends in real life, whom of which she is very friendly towards. It's almost like talking to a whole other person. Minus the random outbursts and language.

You can reach her....
On Youtube, she is xXxAnnaSanxXx. On Bebo, she is (currently) Shino . Have fun, internet stalkers.

.hack Ships
With a girl like Tristagay, of course you're going to get ships. Really, really, horrible ships.

Haseo X Silabus

Tsukasa X Elk

Haseo X Zelkova

Kite X Azure Kite

Piros The 3rd X Atoli(AHAHAHA. Take that you fags!)

Haseo X Tsukasa (D: Shut up.)

Shino X Haseo

Skeith X Haseo

Suckcock-- I mean...Sakaki X Zelkova

Haseo X EveryoneexceptOvanAtoliandGaspard. (FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.)

Silabus X Semes in general. There is no chance in HELL Silabus is EVAH seme. ;_; So shut up and like it, you fags.

Skeith X Innis

And more that she was too lazy to list on her bebo blog.

Sparky The No Good Clown
Tristagay made an attempt to write a children's book, but it was quickly rejected. She keeps the story up on her bebo blog.

OKAY! 8DD So there was this guy named Bob. He was 40 years old and had a husband and 56.3 children, all named Billiam. Even the girls. Anywho~ One day, Bob was being a fagface and ran away to join the circus. When he got there, he saw some clowns! Bob forgot the carnivorus dangers of clowns, and walked up to interact with one. The clown bit him, and he slowly transformed into...SPARKY THE NO GOOD CLOWN! :DD He joined with a hedless clown, Nicky, and a human/mouse hybrid, Mikey Mouse! Together they went to Mexico to see the Jonas Brothers play, and they thought they looked rather tasty. So they ran up on the stage and divoured him.

THE END! <3

Trivia

 * The username 'Tristagay' came from the name of her first ever friend, Trista. The gay is...Well, you'd probably have to know her to understand.
 * She has half-an-hour laughing fits over non-funny things.
 * Started the blonde hair trend for Asians. Honestly.
 * Finds the term Azn offensive.
 * Wants AIDs. Really badly.
 * Under-credited inventor of the term, "Because clothes are sexy."
 * Posts bullitens and shout-outs that are very unimportant. Such as, "I just took a shit. Talk plz. :D".
 * She thinks the Power Rangers are awesome.
 * She hates the *chans.
 * Randomly gives out rewards for things like 4,512th comment.
 * PKs people on Bebo, and started the group Kestrel.
 * Tells some people she's a boy in real life.
 * Invented the dance, "Space Cabbage". It is performed by moving your hips to the left, then push them forward, to the right, then back again. Repeat three more times, and then spin around while screaming Space Cabbage.
 * She is happily obese. (Hell yeah. <3 8DD)