User:Houndoomrulz

I find myself wondering... Why the heck do I bother? I mean, look at me!

...You don't get it?

Let me spell it out to you then, one step at a time.

1) I'm female (-Tits or GTFO can be heard from the back row-) 2) I'm a major Negimaru fan (-Booing and hissing starts-) 3) I have a disorder list probably as long as my arm (I'll have to measure it soon... I'll need to write them all down first) (-Swearing can be heard from the few brave souls in the front row. I will kick their ass*s later-) 4) I'm a hyperlexic obsessive compulsive aspergic (Or however you say Asperger's in a way that works like a pronoun). So, I'll go around, tweaking little spelling and grammar errors, filling in stuff which probably isn't correct but oh well, I'm not waiting for the databook to confirm my suspicions (Who says Negi's going to even be IN the darned book this time!?), trying to fill out the empty page that is my favourite character's second page... et cetera, et cetera (-Stuff gets thrown from all directions-) (and no, I don't blame anyone for the reversal of said info - I just hate it when Twin Blade is incorrectly translated... which reminds me...) 5) I HATE TOKIO SO BADLY I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM AND TOKIRUNTY TO DEATH THEY DRIVE ME SO FAR UP THE WALL WITH THEIR INCONSISTENCIES, THEIR RETARDEDNESS AND THEIR VOICES AND THE FACT THAT HIS CLASS IS PUT DOWN AS DUAL EDGE AND NOT TWIN BLADE AND THE FACT THAT HE BEATS MY GAMING RECORD!!!!!!! Yeah, lol. I really, REALLY hate Tokio, if that wasn't already obvious.

Oh, and...

6) I write fanfictions and stories 7) I have my own Wiki dedicated to my fanfictions and three sites dedicated to one series of stories 8) I'm a major fan of dark-skinned redheads and Dark-skinned blondes... especially Dark-skinned Reds. 9) I like Shikamaru, though he fits into none of the categories.

Seeing as I started my .hack// obssesion from GU+, it's not surprising that I like Negimaru... I mean, look at him! He looks like Renji and Shikamaru and Iruka (Three of my all-time favourites)! Add onto that his AWESOME TALL HEIGHT (He slouches ALL THE TIME but he's still fairly tall even then) and the fact that he's an arrogant little b*$t*rd who's a FEUDAL RAIDER no less (Thieves FTW!) and probably has about as many disorders as me (Well, we've already figured out his paralysing fear of authority and some form of fear of being ridiculed (Oh, lookie here, I have those too!))... Now do you see why I find him so darned epic, even if no one else does?

Actually, that's only part of the reason why I like him so much.

The other part is his lack of appearances in any media and his unexplored real life self.

In other words...

PERFECT. FANFIC. MATERIAL.

Yay~!

History
If you're not bored by now, I'd be very surprised. I tend to babble on. I'm very aware of this fact, I just choose not to hold back when writing something about me. Yeah, I'm weird.

Well, what do you want to know?

I'm 14, been RPing since I was 5... (-several WHAT THE F*CKs from the crowd, as that is very nearly impossible-) Been Bi-polar since I was six...

I'm British. I was born in Warrington, Cheshire, England. When I was six, we moved to a little-known place called Euxton, Lancashire, England. Yeah, that was boring. Then we moved to Monton, Manchester, England, into an elderly residence complex. That's right - I wasted three years of my life looking after old farts. No, I'm not ageist, I just think there was more I could've been doing with my life, y'know?

Well, after that, we moved up to Scotland and had terrible problems with our landlords. Now we live in Fochabers, Moray, Scotland.

Trivia

 * Though I am a Kuhn fan, he is still losing against Alanaro in the race for Xadia (.hack//Jynxx's divide)
 * Originally, Negi's Xth form was set to be a Pure Mode, but .hack//LINK back put an end to that
 * .hack//Gamma appears to be set in an alternate universe, as Jynxx isn't Head Admin but a new player starting out.
 * Though I say all this stuff about these fanfics, the only two to have been released thusfar are my Naruto fanfic Problems for the Guardians and my Luminous Arc 2 fanfic What She Couldn't Tell Him.
 * My current username on fanfiction.net is J-wire